you munters. he bangs 'em in pon the regz

how russ gives himself a fucking hat trick every pissin game !!

how cum i got a shit rating then i played uking good lol haha

russell special

who the little fucker with my name on his back? im pretty sure you should be sucking my cock by now.

a cunt

get your mum on there

get the report on here

the ratings and report that was sent to you via facebook, i got the yellows and the reds back to front!!! so all the scorers & assists for the yellows were for the reds and vice versa.

Apologiees

From the Anonymous Tuesday night reporter

zzzzzzz

piss

poor

shit

ratings

ratings

ratings

I got 2 assists, one of nicks and simons goal.

who got the assist for simon's goal?
i was in the bushes fetching the ball the rob parks knocked over when you scored it. how proud are you now?

yeah he did, i remember

set up Bobbys goal too

set up Bobbys goal too

rus simon scored 2 goals on tuesday not one

rus simon scored 2 goals on tuesday not one

I got 2 goals on tuesday, 1 was tap in and 1 i nutmegged keeper

sfgtu

To suck my balls, Mr Garrison?

is a legend

siomn egg edmonson is hadly the fattes on the field. bit harsh?

Simon Edmonson is a fat cunt. I hat he.

Oii Yaa at least someone can spell my name right

...probably credited to Joshson.
Who scored the goal we disallowed?

7-6???? so where is the 3rd goal joe green scored, or was it counted as an own goal?? either way its not on there so really he should get the goal or at least a key contribution. bit harsh...

i want tom richardson back cos hes a gd keeper pftttttttttttttttttt not hes shit haha

enjoyed the feast of yellow goalie blood last night. thanks.

Consulted the official football rules last night and has retrospectively awarded the Reds a goal which had been disputed.
Goal - Josh Joshson
Assist - Stuart McKirdy

Whenever Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into 'The Hulk'. Whenever 'The Hulk' gets mad, he turns into 'The Tom Richardson'.

Herman Melville Prophecies.

Whenever Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into 'The Hulk'. Whenever 'The Hulk' gets mad, he turns into 'The Tom Richardson'.

Herman Melville Prophecies.

"H.Zeus Thinkologies" is russell edmonds. what a sad pathetic cock he is.

My shoes are damp, my socks are warm, my pants are steaming and my trousers are filled. With shit. Wake up Tom.

who ever write the last comment is hilarious lol hahahaha

At night Tom Richardson dreams he is a goalkeeper. Is he really a goalkeeper, but who dreams by day that he is an immovable pillar of salt?

H.Zeus thinkologies.

aka russell edmonds

im fat and ugly and y wuld reading fc want me

Sorry guys for not coming last night, I was on trial at Reading FC

at least you can tell when the bracknell crew and rus, jack and bobby have worte

sweet comment below

i love big black cock in my arse and i dnt care who knows now xx

i got 2 goals and egg got 1 goal and 3 assists

i just need a cock, or two.

if u lotdnt like me playing then i dnt give a shit im the best there so u can all fuk off

this couldnt be anymore childish..

nigel ur the mouthy cunt

You're all a bunch of mouthy cunts.

"Tom Richardson only has to try to save half the shots. The rest is about management of expectations."

Pat Jennings ideologies.

jack edmonds is a bit fuking twat and he reckons he is hard then ill fite ya u cunt

ur all shit at footy and im the best so fuk off

the reds need tom, end of talk.

You can find a new keeper then .. im sure nigel can fill in my place because i know im not great in goal i just go down there for a laugh .. some people take it too seriously.. i cant be bothered to turn up anymore.

Yes i admit i had a shocker ! But whoever wrote that under my name needs to go back to playschool.. The reds need to find someone who can find the back of the net... FACT

Yes i admit i had a shocker ! But whoever wrote that under my name needs to go back to playschool.. The reds need to find someone who can find the back of the net... FACT

Where's that pussy hole dan Taylor been? The reds need a keeper who can stop a shot.

cunt

you're a two-bob mu'fucker

get an English teacher, and try that all over again.
Thanks,
Englishman.

on the sheet of paper that you did the ratings and you put bob scored 2. so why be a joey and put copy it down differently?

I asked FIFA to look at the footage, in between deciding how many goals they could legally credit to Schneider this world cup. It seems that despite BP getting the last and definite touches, Simon 'Egg' Mayonnaise will be credited with two goals.

russ scored 9 goals and got 21 assists...its true

yeh it was me that scored twice. (somehow)

Wasn't it bobby that scored 2 for the reds? Not Simon.

new yellow bibs.
Bo!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

think zac scored twice

Who scored for Reds on Tuesday - Zak, John and ???

Yes Russ, excellent new player profiles for the airball-crew

toff

Most amusing comments ever by Nick Kendall?

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i need to get a life and stop comin on this web site to write shit because i feel left out because im shit at football and dating a toddler

thankyou Russ for the nice comment on my player profile. do you like the smell and taste of my shit?

I miss sarah :( i love her x

do one

Ive got new boots guys, so i shall be banging goals right left and centre

,,,,,

I'd get my knob out and smash you all in the arse

I'd get Czech republic out a smash you all at fifa!!!!!!

charlie would play better if he stayed at home on fifa

Charlie is better at bumming men.

On a serious note, the question remains... who's better out of Alex and Charlie?

i could eat a knob at night.

Sling yer'ook, go on, fook off.

Does any1 think charlie rennie needs to grow up? fucking child

Im pregnant.

Louis i love you P.S it could be anyones x

Please keep passing to me tonight guys so i can not pass back and have shots from impossible angles ps. i may even run the ball out of play with my massive touch.

I have a floppy hand when i run at football please take the piss tonigt boys.

is possibly the worst ever player to attend Tuesday Night Football

I had Jack Edmondssss lasssst night and we had great bum ssssexxx

'ooo

Why are you tryin to take credit for louis' goal charlie? Louis' shot was clearly on target. So stop tryin to poach goals off other players

and so i can crack open a bottle of champagne for finally getting more than 6/10

hurry up and put match report on from this week so i can wank over my name on the score sheet :D !!!